If that dude in Conan asked me what's best in life...

[Frank]

...I'd be forced to say... "A motherfuckin' White Castle Crave Case."

Then they'd be like "word".

[Seth]

Word

[phredd]

So, you're saying that there needs to be a buddy barbarian movie featuring Harold, Conan and Kumar?

Word.

[Frank]

So, you're saying that there needs to be a buddy barbarian movie featuring Harold, Conan and Kumar?

Word.

:: ponders ... smiles seriously ::

Word.

[Jimb]

If that dude asked me what I miss most in vegan life, I could honestly tell him what I tell anyone who asks me that question: White Castle.

[Frank]

Dear President and CEO of White Castle,

Please make a veggie burger that's vegan so me and my hommie Jim can enjoy a motherfucking Crave Case together.

Thanks,
Frank

[Jimb]

Dear President and CEO of White Castle,

Please make a veggie burger that's vegan so me and my hommie Jim can enjoy a motherfucking Crave Case together.

Thanks,
Frank

Word.

[Seth]

Sadly I'm afraid that's like asking them to make the Crave Case, but without the Crave, but still have it be a Crave Case.

God himself couldn't make a rock so big and eat it too.

But If they could, also ask they make the castles 40 cal each instead of 140, so I could have as many as I want and not gain weight. That's my roadblock. 2 are not enough and enough is too much. I can't tell you how many times I look longlingly at those frozen sixpacks in the freezer section, doing the math over and over in my head while I'm shopping for dinner... so help me, it IS what I crave.

[mumblethrax]

I've never had White Castle, so I'd probably say a comfy bed at the end of a hard day.

[E.T.Smith]

By implication, this means Genghis Khan's reign of terror could have been averted by a few well timed hamburgers.