In the vein of the depressing thread about the awful world and doing what we can...here's my contribution.
I sympathize with the vegans, but I'm not a vegan. I someday might be, but for now I'm a lunch vegan.
Most days I eat this delicious and very cheap smoothie for lunch. My mom showed it to me, and it sounds awful but it actually tastes very good.
Four or five leaves of kale, with the stems cut out of them.
A half cup of almond milk
A half cup of pineapple juice
Mix it all in a blender and drink it. It tastes good and it's very healthy and it doesn't cost the planet much to provide it to you. But it has no protein so I usually need a snack at around 4pm to keep going.
With a little lip service to breaking the mould
Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold.
A Man, No Plan, Japan.